30 Crazy Next-Door Tales That Make It Impossible To Love Thy Neighbor
Panic Next Door
My sister’s neighbor has a flair for drama that rivals the soaps on TV. One day, she rang up the police, not about noise or mess, but for a danger that left us baffled. She claimed an Italian volcano’s ash was threatening my niece and nephew with imaginary radiation as they played in the garden.
But these kids live in the United Kingdom! You’d think she was living out a scene from “Chernobyl” rather than our quiet street. It’s almost funny, if it wasn’t so absurd, how a simple game of tag can become an international incident.
Next: My neighbor wants to be a cat.
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