30 Crazy Next-Door Tales That Make It Impossible To Love Thy Neighbor
The Unwavering Optimism of Neighbor Gwomans
In our tiny town, Gwomans, an elderly neighbor, routinely salvaged recyclables from our trash. One day, after cleaning out a fish tank, we discarded the gravel and plastic plants, leaving them atop the already brimming garbage can. To our surprise, Gwomans summoned me over to showcase her latest project a week later.
With the gravel and faux flora from our trash, she’d crafted a quaint, colorful array alongside her home. She proudly claimed her new plants were thriving, and I couldn’t help but play along, commending her on her resourcefulness and her cheerful, albeit quirky, version of a green thumb.
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