30 Crazy Next-Door Tales That Make It Impossible To Love Thy Neighbor

High-Altitude Hazards

Mornings on our block have an odd routine. The neighbor’s balcony, instead of morning coffee or newspapers, has something else going on. He chooses the edge of his perch above, bizarrely, to relieve himself. Like clockwork, his silhouette appears, and down below, the evidence falls.

The reason is still lost on us all, sparking hushed conversations and sideways glances. Why shun the privacy of a bathroom for the edge of a balcony? It’s the question that hangs over us, quite literally, as we navigate the peculiar reality of our otherwise mundane street.

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