30 Crazy Next-Door Tales That Make It Impossible To Love Thy Neighbor
The Leaf Wars
My neighbor once poisoned our dog. Another time, a trimmed hedge and a stray leaf on her driveway meant war. She meticulously gathered those leaves in a bag and dumped them at my door as if returning lost property. But the real scene happened during a TV show filming at our house in 2004.
Because my mom was participating in the show, a singer came to the house. But this neighbor attacked the crew with her broom as if swatting away pesky flies. Her voice echoed louder than the singer’s. Living beside her is dramatic and utterly baffling.
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