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Deshelled Pistachios For Christmas Does Not Spread Cheer…
This is a present that is almost worse than a bag of coal. Pistachios are notoriously tricky to de-shell, which is why they are so expensive! Almonds? Easy. Not the case with pistachios. While they are excellent sources of fiber, protein, and fat, it is a lot of work to get to those nuts.
One of the funniest jokes we have ever heard is all about Pinocchio’s brother. It is a little risqué, but we will try our best. It turns out his name is Pistachio, but every time he tells a lie, it’s not his nose that grows.
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