45 Embarrassingly Hilarious Halloween Costumes That Will Inspire You To Get Creative This Spooky Season
Sir Halloween…
There is something grand about being a knight and taking up a sword and shield to defend a damsel in distress. As there are so many tales of glory, honor, and heroism, it’s great to pretend to be a knight! However, between these tales lies a true account of knighthood.
First, you’d be sent off to a random noble to live with when you were seven. You had to start early, so aside from leaving your parents, the quality of your childhood depended on the whims of a stranger. From there, it gets worse. So let’s keep it as a costume gig!
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