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Bacon-Scented Mustache
Are you tired of having to constantly sniff around for a whiff of your favorite breakfast food? Well, fret no more, for the bacon-scented mustache is here! This ingenious invention provides a convenient and inconspicuous way to carry the tantalizing aroma of bacon wherever one goes. It also saves one the hassle of smearing greasy pig fat on their upper lip.
Bacon was once prescribed as a cure for the common cold, and it exists in over 14,000 varieties worldwide. With a bacon-scented mustache, one smells like a sizzling strip of pork belly and livens the party with their newfound bacon-related trivia!
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