30 Crazy Next-Door Tales That Make It Impossible To Love Thy Neighbor

The Flower Muncher Next Door

I have a neighbor who munches on my lilies raw or boils them for jam. When we first met, he brought frozen cookies of mysterious content and revealed his quirky habit, which has been ongoing for years. His house, a strange sight with shingles masquerading as bricks, hinted at his eccentricities.

I’ve learned to live with it, even embraced it, planting berries and roses for him to feast on instead. We share a patch of earth where my plants thrive, and his appetite finds refuge. It’s an odd harmony but keeps peace along our property line.

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