30 Crazy Next-Door Tales That Make It Impossible To Love Thy Neighbor
Neighborhood Patrol Gone Too Far
My neighbor once blocked my car dressed as a police officer, flashing a serious look like I had done something unspeakable. She accused us of a traffic violation right out of our driveway and threatened to call it in. I remember thinking, she’s not even a police officer.
It was so bizarre I almost reminded her of the laws against impersonating a cop. The confrontation was strange enough without escalating it. Every time I start the car now, I half expect to see her, notebook in hand, ready to enforce her version of street justice.
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