Don’t Pick It Up, I Say

On the album “Ixnay on the Hombre” by the band The Offspring, there is a hilarious song called “Don’t Pick It Up.” On it, the song warns about picking things up off the ground since looks can sometimes be deceiving. The subject in this item could’ve done with hearing that song.
Of course, with the album’s age restriction, and with him only being eight, that was never going to happen, at least not under parental supervision. Maybe there should have been more parental supervision when our subject picked up what he thought was cotton candy and stuck it in his mouth to discover it was insulation.
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